how can i be ready for future when i’m not even ready to get up in the morning
TINY BABY THINGS
omg the chameleon
oh my god!
why is it considered rude to ask people to stop touching you. u know whats rudE???? fckin touching people w/o their consent. God
God touches people without consent. Rude Rapey Jesus.
At first I was like
“oh hot reservoir
this is my jelly”
and it didn’t make sense
but then it did
I laughed ten seconds straight before reblogging this.